By Javier Robles

Miami- A service monkey named JoJo attacked his quadriplegic handler Estevan Fuentes, after Mr. Fuentes ordered the brown and black Capuchin monkey to wear custom made French Maids outfit. "JoJo has never acted out like this before, exclaimend Fuentes." "He has over two hundred outfits, everything from, a white and blue sailors suit to a mini Kung-Fu outfit."

Fuentes said, that his monkey loved getting dressed-up to stroll up and down Ocean Drive in South Beach; "you know a few times we even wore matching outfits". "I remember the day we both wore the black suit that Al Pacino wore in Scareface." As he ponders the good-old-days, his multiple mini face and ear bandages begin to loosen from his teary face.

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Love in the Age of Disability: Dating Advice for Men With Disabilities
By Martin Jauregui, Freelance Writer

A man walks into a bar – actually, he can't walk into the bar because he's in a wheelchair. Instead, the bouncer at the door helps him in through the back entrance because the entrance in the front doesn't meet current ADA accessibility standards. Once he's in, he makes his way over to the bar to order a drink for his date but it takes the bartender a while to take his order because the bar obstructed his view of the wheelchair-bound man.

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By Odeon Black
Please note this article contains adult content and language.

Where did I leave my vibrator? Well as it happened, my vibrator was eventually found, but I will get to that later. First, let me give you the back-story. My girlfriend (we will call her Becky) and I had always liked traveling. We would travel any chance we got. It was so great to get away from the dull drum of every day existence. To go someplace where no one knows your name, or cares. You are just a visitor or tourist, there to have fun. My disability would often get lost in the dancing, sun, drinks and my favorite, sex. This was and continues to be an escape, a place to simply be a sexual gimp with a hard-on for life.

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